No, honey, the chickens aren’t giving each other piggy back rides, they’re actually… you know what? Nevermind.
No, honey, the chickens aren’t giving each other piggy back rides, they’re actually… you know what? Nevermind.
Noah, don’t throw your money away! That’s what college is for!
Son, please don’t write on the window with your salami!
Well, that’s a good question. I had to earn my hairy chest. You will have to earn yours, too, someday.
| Son to a random smoker: | Hey, why are you killing yourself? |
|---|---|
| Random Smoker: | Well, I’m not going to die today. |
| Son: | That hurts your lungs. |
| Me: | Son, get over here. |
| 3YO Daughter: | Look, Daddy! It’s Jew Butter! |
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| Me: | Oh, yes! But Sweetie, let's be sure to pronounce it "Ju-pi-ter." |
| 4 yo son: | Mommy? You know how God made light on day one,…… and man and animals on day 6? Well, when did He make Santa? |
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| Me: | Ummm… |
Hey daddy, let’s put this new toy together. Be sure to read the corruptions first.
Please don’t color daddy’s face with the Sharpie!
| Me: | Son, what are you going to be when you grow up? |
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| Son: | A man. |
